Tuesday, June 9, 2009

I love weddings!


My sisnlaw, cousins, and me and my huge forehead.


Bride and Groom



First Kiss!


Rose petals down the aisle, huge fire hazard candles lining the aisle, and crystals hanging from the thing on the stage.


I love TheCount's family, well his mother's side. That's who we were with last weekend down in North Carolina. They constantly hug and kiss you and say I love you. It's really nice because they are genuinely sweet people.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Pause

I'll recap my weekend tomorrow. I had a great time in North Carolina. For today, I have put the world on pause and will do nothing I don't feel like doing including unpacking and cooking dinner. We are going to walk to this new pizza restaurant by our house and then go get stuff for our tank. Did I tell y'all TheCount brought a turtle home last week? This fool is walking around talking 'bout, "yeah, our rescue turtle is doing alright." Fool, this is not an animal reserve, you just happened to be working in this lady's apartment running your big mouth trying to help her care for this pet she had no business buying and she gave it to you. For the record, 8 month olds don't need pets, especially pets that carry salmonella. Anyway, catch y'all tomorrow. How was your weekend?

Friday, June 5, 2009

I don't know what I'm doing...but I'm going to keep doing it

Let me tell y'all about my body. I was working out, calorie counting, being healthy while trying to lose that darn 15 pounds. I was on the pill for most of that time. I saw no results to my workouts. My clothes still didn't fit, my thighs looked like mountains and valleys and I generally felt like crap. For the last 2 months I've been off the pill. The first month, I noticed nothing different, but this past month? I'm like a brand new person. I freaking feel skinny. What does that feel like? I have no clue, but it's a much better feeling than how I've been feeling the past few months. Yesterday I was at home packing for the wedding this weekend. I put on skirts and wasn't scared somebody was going to see my thighs (not that my skirts are super short). Then I went to the back of my closet to my "I can almost fit these pants" hanger and pulled another pair off. Not only did they fit, they were comfortable! The last time I wore them I couldn't breathe (seriously, I went to the bathroom every 30 minutes just to unbutton them and relieve the pain)! The numbers on the scale aren't changing, but my body is, and I haven't even been exercising all that much. Sit ups and walking every day- that's it. I started drinking green tea with lemon every morning. I also started using Nivea My Silhouette. Don't people say those types of creams don't work? Well I'm not saying that's why I've been slimming down, but I will say, heyyyy you might want to try that out. It wasn't expensive. I got it at walmart and had a coupon to get a free full size Nivea body wash with it (which I really love). Has anybody else tried this or the Nivea cellulite cream? What did you think? Would you be willing to try some of the products from the line?

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...No

Does anybody else watch My Wife and Kids? You know how when Michael and J are responding to something really dumb that the kids ask they start to do a little dance and make a big production out of saying no? If you don't please go watch some episodes until you see it (it comes on 3 times a day) because it cracks me up. Matter of fact, go to You Tube right now and watch a clipI have decided I'm going to start doing that to people. Maybe just family at first, but it will stop people from saying dumbness to me.
 
TheCount and I are going down to North Carolina this weekend for his cousins wedding. This has been a series of "ehhhhhhh *do the running man, spin around, do a backflip* no" moments.
 
TheCount's car currently has no air conditioning (more on this funny story next week) yet he still felt the need to have this conversation with me:
 
TheCount: Ok, so when you wake up from your nap drive down to your parent's house so you can leave your car their and then I'll pick you up and we can go down.
Me: ehhhhhhh no! Are you seriously suggesting we take the car with no air conditioning on a 6 hour road trip further south. It's gonna be raining AND hot.
TheCount: Or we can just take your car
Me: Exactly, please have it cleaned out by then, it's a mess. Thanks!
 
Yesterday I was talking to my mom about going down there:
Ma: Have y'all considered renting a car?
Me: ehhh no! Who the heck is gonna pay for that?
Ma: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW you were going to say that. You so cheap, it's only $40.
Me: That's $40 that will be spent at Waffle House. Get real ma.
 
 
TheCount and I were discussing what we were wearing to the wedding:
TheCount: I'm going to wear those jeans I just got and my black blazer.
Me: The hell you are! (I shoulda gone with the ehhhh no here, clearly)
TheCount: TM! Why are you cussin?
Me: My bad, you are not wearing jeans to a wedding! Blasphemy of blasphemies!
TheCount: We wear jeans to church almost every Sunday.
Me: Jesus accepts you as you are, Brides don't!
 
I was so appalled that he thought he was going to wear jeans to their wedding. I don't know where all the rage came from. He was cracking up because I was taking it so seriously! My cousin strolled up to my reception (he didn't come to the wedding, and missed most of the reception) in jeans and I made an automatic stank face. I don't even know why, that's not like me at all. TheCount's family is really fancy when it comes to dressing up so why would he think he could wear jeans? I got so mad at him, I never got to decide what I'm going to wear. I hear white is all the rage at weddings ;)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Help me out!

I'm typing this post up at 3am on Saturday. I'm supposed to be cleaning but I take a break every 30 minutes because I have ADD and can't focus on one thing. Anyway, I'm watching HGTV and feeling inspired. A few weeks ago Nerd Girl posted pictures of the mini makeover she planned on doing in her house. Since, according to my plans, we'll be renewing our lease here, I want to do a bit more in the decorating department. There is a slight problem though, I am color challenged. My mom and TheCount call it tacky, I call it "hey I love blue, purple, AND pink, so why not put them all together?" If left to my own devices my entire house would be decorated in jewel tones and look like a Bollywood movie. I will now ask for help from you guys. Once I finish cleaning, I'm going to post pictures and ask for your opinions...

PAUSE HERE
Alright, 13 hours later, I've got the house cleaned and pictures done. So here we go. As usual, all things that I expect an opinion on are bolded for your convenience :) NO excuses folks!

We have this rocking chair that we got from my moms friend. It doesn't fit in now, but I'm saving it for when we get our house because I want to put it on my front porch (I'm an old woman if y'all didn't know). It's in our living room now and the brown wood just doesn't fit in with our black black and tan furniture. Do you think it would be tacky if I painted it? At the very least that horrid floral display has got to go! Oh and I wanted to pot something in those planters next to the chair, but I sure am lazy and haven't bought anything for them.



This is TheCount's man chair. It has really high arms, do you think a toss pillow would look right on there or should I leave the toss pillows for the big couch? Since I have more blankets than any one living room should that's what is in the chair right now. My mom made it for all the girls in my wedding and it folds up into little pouch. A toss pillow would probably be the same size. What y'all think? Would a pillow look silly?


Close up of the couch. Ignore the magazines and the arts and crafts project I was working on. Oh yeah, and that's my new laptop. Much better than the old one huh? It looks little, but it's not a mini, the couch is just big.


Now for the big question what color should I decorate with? All the furniture is just like what you see next to the couch. The lion picture is the only artwork we have in the room. We don't have any rugs either because 1. I suck at color choices and 2. those thangs is expensive. Once somebody helps me pick some pillow colors, I'll get some matching ribbon and decorate our lampshades because they bore me to pieces. Ok opinions people! Colors, ideas, inspiration, store suggestions? Help me out!


don't make me have to get blog violent somebody better help me...







Tuesday, June 2, 2009

I'm going to do it!

Alright, last week I posted that I was considering going natural. I got some nice help for some of you lovely chicas that have already done it. Coincidentally, that same day, I was over at PJD's site and she did a vlog in which she discussed Miss Jessie's products that she got for her sister. I went over to Miss Jessie's site, cuz I'm a follower like that, and started looking around. My main concern was that if I went natural, I wouldn't ever be able to have pretty styles like the ladies on all the hair blogs. That I would be stuck with a boring bush and that's it. On Miss Jessie's site, they had before and after pictures of people in their salon. I was blown away! It gave me the courage to want to try it! I know of some really nice natural hair salons here in DC, and her (their?) salon is in New York, so if push comes to shove, I'll hop my butt on a bus and go up there and let them fix me up.

So there you have it, I'm going to transition to natural. Let's hope this goes better than when I tried to be a vegetarian in January...




...in case you weren't around back then. I lasted less than 2 months because I realized eating potatoes and pasta every day probably wasn't the best idea and all those fruits and veggies just made me hungry (and kept me in the bathroom).

Monday, June 1, 2009

If I Have My Way

I really like this goal setting at the beginning of the month. It gives me focus. The other day, I was talking to Jesus, I was telling him all about how I would like the next year and a half to go. Even though I often hear people say, "If you wanna make God laugh, tell him your plans," I don't really agree. I always pray for God's will to be done, but I don't seriously think that God would give us visions and dreams just to say, "gotcha! Now go to a 3rd world country and do missions until you die of malaria and come home to meet me."

The Bible says that He will give us the desires of our hearts and it also says that God is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all we could ask or think. So if I don't ask for or think anything what how the heck can I say "top this God!" Well I don't really get froggy with God like that, but you get the point. I do approach the throne with boldness (I am on a roll with all my Bible verses in this post, lol).

Let's get to it, this is how our next year and a half will go.

*This month we will be sending out TheCount's resume so he can get a new job. I'll get a raise :)
*In July, TheCount will be going on interviews for potential new jobs.
*At the beginning of August, TheCount will be offered a position making almost double what he makes now. He will put in his 2 weeks notice at his current job. Then we'll go on our cruise that we already have planned. When we return from our vacay, he'll start his new job.
*We'll buy our new truck before the end of the year.
*We'll pay off our school loans by the end of the year.
*In 2010, since we'll be debt free, we'll be able to aggressively save for our house.
* In September 2010 we will be moving into our first home!

Sounds good, huh? What about y'all? You have some goals set up, things you'd like to see? Come on, write it out so you can look back and say, wow God, you really did top that!

 
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