Wednesday, December 8, 2010

First Pictures

Here are the pictures from the 12 week ultrasound. Now that I have some pictures and can say "awwww look at my sweet little fetus," let's talk about why this baby won't let me be great!

S/He seems set on sending the first trimester out with a bang. Three times, in the middle of eating, my body has said "nope, we don't want it." Last week I went to the store with my ma:
Me: Ummmm
Mom: What's wrong? You don't feel right?
Me: Nooooo
Mom: Do you need to go to the bathroom?
Me: This baby will not embarrass me. I will not be throwing up in public.
Mom: Honey, that's not how it works.

I did succeed at not throwing up in public, but that night I completely lost it. At least I was at my parent's house for that one. That brings me to a total of four times. I called myself showing this body who was boss, and refused to kneel down and put my face in the toilet (ok, I did once.) Picture this:

Me: *eating my food peacefully* Awww come on man! Uggghhhhh. I am not about to do this *walks over to trash can* Are you serious? Is this really about to happen? *runs to toilet and stands there defiantly* This is some bull crap *stands there and handles business* There, happy now? *goes on about my business*

I'm sure if people could hear me, they think I'm a dang psycho because I do all this aloud. I want everybody to know I'm in protest of what is occurring. I am grateful that I don't actually feel sick. I also want to declare my love for ginger ale and peppermints.  


Jameil said...

You are a nut! But awwww BPL! Blog auntie loves you!

Nerd Girl said...

I'm sorry you've got the heaves! I cannot imagine.

Hopefully baby will give you some sweet relief soon.

Those pictures are great - mine looked like alien pics.

Keep growing baby...girl! I'm putting my guess in early :)

InnerDiva said...

Oh, I'm jealous! My U/S pics look like a little Android. Try some ginger tea, it helps with the nausea. Also red raspberry will help later on when your uterus is crying out for mercy (like mine, week 14). PS, I'm really glad other people in blogland are having babies..I don't feel so alone.

Product Junkie Diva said...

LOL @ this entire post. Thanks for sharing the pics. I must say I think your baby is going to be a scholar- looks like a thought bubble above the baby's head. So young and already in deep thought :-).
Love this post.

GorgeousPuddin said...

Awwww! Just Awwwww! Thanks for sharing!

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