Thursday, December 4, 2008

Dear Single Ladies:

I understand that you want a man, really I do. Here's the problem. You cannot have mine. He liked it and he already put a ring on it. Go find your own, put in your own work to train him how you want him, then get him to wife you. Don't go up to somebody else's already trained man and think you are going to swoop in and make him wife you. He has already done that once, you missed out. Your sly comments don't go unnoticed. It's sad really. That you are that tragic that you can't find a man that doesn't have a ring on it. Your sly questions to my husband are not needed. Day after day you see him eating his lunch out of tupperware containers, you don't see him running out to McDonald's or heating up a hungry man meal, why ask "oh, your wife cook for you every day?" And if I don't are you going to bring him lunch? Do it and I will slice your thumb off, try me. And to the chick that wanted to know if I demanded that he marry me or if he proposed on his own. Yeahhhh how did demanding your ex marry you work out? Oh that's right, you're still single, so we see how that method turns out. He did it on his own. With a fabulous surprise party, I have pictures and a video tape I could show you if you would like. Don't worry, it brings me to tears too. We can cry together; you, your tears of sorrow, me, my tears of joy. Hey tissue absorbs them both the same. So keep on ladies, my husband and I have a good laugh at your expense every night over the dinner that I have prepared. The next time you think you should flirt with my husband remember, I will find you and TM is not afraid to cut a b!t(h. Have a blessed day!

9 comments:

Product Junkie Diva said...

Oh my goodness I was cracking up so hard TM....lol
Some women have no boundaries and it is very sad. When a man is dating or better yet, married he is no longer on the market. You are so right, no comments needed about whether or not you make his meals daily. I'm glad that the two of you laugh that off over dinner....
You go girl. love this post.
PJD

Jamila said...

Is TM gonna hafta cut a bish?!?!? Chile please! Pay them heffa dogs no mind. I don't now why they are even inquiring about his lunch. Maybe if they were willing to make a man lunch they would have one! Lol!

laughing808 said...

thanks for the afternoon laugh. As a married woman I find it funny that a single woman would rather waste her time by attempting to get with a married man, versus finding a single man to get with.

Free Reggie said...

I"M LOVE THIS!!! I have to post my version on my life blog!!! This is the funniest thing I seen all day..but true!v

Anonymous said...

Dear Married Lady:

Thank you for your note to us single ladies. After reading it I was moved to write you a note back. Not every single woman wants your man. I mean if he is so well trained you have nothing to be worried about. Right? It is sad when women are always blaming other women for things dealing with men.It makes me sad that you used the word trained. If your man pays us no mind, then you nothing to worry about. Why so insecure? hmmmm?

Therapeutic Musings said...

@PJD,Jamila, laughing, and reggie: That was a funny joke wasn't it! LOL

@anon: I see TM does have to cut a chick! But naw, it's ok, maybe you're still single because you can't take a JOKE!

From TheCount: People are trained. I am trained. I was trained by other men in my life as to how to treat a woman.

Mrs.Young_fashion said...

crazy crazy post, but it needs to be said, people always feeling sorry for the single ladies, but it is them who are always trying to intice your man. get your own, we not taking turns with this one like if we jumping double dutch. PHALEZZZ

Mrs.Young_fashion said...

P.S. I'm totally adding you to my morning routine.

kisz4tj said...

I am SOOOO not made at you!

 
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