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My parents patted me down as I was I walking out of their house a few weeks ago. This is what they found. Fresh produce is expensive and if they already had some why not share the health? There is also a picture of the bag of pecans I stole, but I'm much too lazy to post it. Pecans are expensive too!





Every week with precise determination I scour the sales ads and clip my coupons. See that look of focus on my face, that's how you get it done. By the way, I am the proud owner of that blue ball on the cover of that Target ad. And to think, I almost bought one for $10 last week at Wal-Mart! When I left the house Sunday I got the pat down again. What did they find? A giant roll of Charmin Ultra Strong. My dad was looking at me like, are you serious? All they could do was laugh, I've been stealing tissue from them for the past 5 years! When it goes on sale and I have a coupon, I'll get some more.